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Your favorite laptop review site is all set to revolutionize the mobile industry: Presenting Project NotebookCheckMate Pro

Project NotebookcheckMate Pro: Putting "personal" back in personal computing.
Project NotebookcheckMate Pro: Putting "personal" back in personal computing.

Please note this was a joke article posted on April Fools' Day in 2021.

You desire to have the perfect laptop that truly is an extension of your personality but find the current choices on the market to be limiting. We've heard you. Bringing together years of review experience and ingenuity coupled with an ear for feedback to the table, we present to you our oeuvre d'art in the making — Project NotebookCheckMate Pro.
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We have been testing an innumerable number of laptops since inception. During this process, one thing we've noticed from reader feedback and our own observations is that current choices impose some or the other limitation. So, with our years of collective testing experience into consideration, your favorite laptop review site has decided to take matters into its own hands.

Presenting, Project NotebookCheckMate Pro — the definitive solution to all your mobile computing needs.

Project NotebookCheckMate Pro (NBCMate Pro) is everything one would want in a laptop. It brings all the great ideals of democracy to the computing world. In fact, there's nothing like it on the market yet (literally and figuratively).

Let's start with the design. Diamond-cut edges give a sense of class and aesthetics while the suave chassis design makes you want to just keep touching it all day. We understand that not all would want to flaunt a luxurious design and thus offer el-cheapo design options as well. Remember, it's your laptop.

Opening the NBCMate Pro's lid is, really, opening an actual window to another utopian world. The notebook will come in 4K, 5K, and 8K screen options covering 100% of nearly every color gamut out there (we may invent a new one in the process too) and in a variety of screen sizes. In fact, our online configurator tool will let YOU decide the size, aspect ratio of the display, and even the bezel thickness. Want a 100% bezel-less design? Check. Want a 108 MP webcam with pixel binning? Check.

Oh! and did we mention that the NBCMate Pro's display is a delight to touch? Custom display software creates ripple effects making it feel as if you are touching water — just without the wetness.

Under the hood, the NBCMate Pro is a monster. Of course, you can configure it to be a dodo as well, but there is enough potential to make this device be coveted by aliens from Star Wars. In fact, we are working on semi-custom silicon from all major chip players, including a few fruity and salty ones, details of which cannot be revealed today for obvious reasons. One thing we can assure, there will no be throttling whatsoever.

The enticing part, however, is that we are also prototyping a Pro Max version that will use neural processors. For the very first time, your laptop will truly be an extension of your personality. Stay tuned for more details.

We are also partnering with leakers on Twitter to design custom GPUs. Again, the customization is entirely up to you. You get to decide everything including exactly how many SMs you want, and the memory interface and TDP you desire. Watch out for reports on upcoming leaks to get a sense of what the future holds.

That was just a teaser of what you can expect to see in the coming months. Our goal with the NBCMate Pro lineup is to give you, our esteemed readers, the laptop of your dreams. And by that, we mean your dreams alone not someone else's.

Watch this official video announcement from the NoteBookCheck Mate Pro lead designer.

NBCMate Pro datasheet for regular Notebookcheck readers and confidential datasheet for legitimate leakers only.

Let us know in the comments what all other features you'd like to see. Rest assured, we will put every effort to ensure your feedback somehow finds its way into the actual product — for better or for worse.

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Vaidyanathan Subramaniam
Vaidyanathan Subramaniam - Managing Editor - 1408 articles published on Notebookcheck since 2012
Though a cell and molecular biologist by training, I have been drawn towards computers from a very young age ever since I got my first PC in 1998. My passion for technology grew quite exponentially with the times, and it has been an incredible experience from being a much solicited source for tech advice and troubleshooting among family and friends to joining Notebookcheck in 2017 as a professional tech journalist. Now, I am a Lead Editor at Notebookcheck covering news and reviews encompassing a wide gamut of the technology landscape for Indian and global audiences. When I am not hunting for the next big story or taking complex measurements for reviews, you can find me unwinding to a nice read, listening to some soulful music, or trying out a new game.
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Vaidyanathan Subramaniam, 2021-04- 1 (Update: 2021-04- 2)